Refuting misconceptions about Vance Haemmerle

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Refuting misconceptions about Vance Haemmerle

That's not my logo!*
The cable channel VH-1 was not named after me**
Neither were the asthma and allergy medicines vanceril and vancenase***
nor was Vance Air Force Base
... or Vance County in North Carolina****
No relation to former Secretary of State Cyrus Vance
Not involved with Haemonetics Corporation
No, The Vance Phile is not about me.
My middle initial ``R'' does not stand for ``Robot.''*****
Song by the Breeders is called ``Divine Hammer'' not ``Divine Haemmerle''
I work in Astronomy, not Astrology!

Van Halen

MTV

Isaac Asimov

Last modified on September 10, 1996 by Vance Haemmerle
vance@toyvax.Glendale.CA.US